I am such a loser

I am driving home tonight from an evening commitment and I realize, dang, I need to still get my sweetheart a card for tomorrow. So like the awesome husband that I am, I pull my car into a place where all great husbands get their wives cards, Eckerd Drugstore. I hop out of my car rush in and make a beeline to the Valentine cards section. As I enter the section I am confronted by a herd of other losers like myself pouring over the the picked over cards. Is this what its come to!? Shopping through picked over racks for a Valentine's card for my wife at Eckerd Drug at 9pm at night. I am so glad she doesn't read my blog :-)